Podcomplex Xmas Book Ideas
Antistar
(A Sort Of Science-Fiction Novel)
Have you ever wondered about the end of the world? Hank didn't. Then one day, quite unexpectedly, during his coffee break, he was rescued from the total destruction of the Earth by a group of scientific jelly.
In his attempts to come to terms with his new state of planetless existence, he is confounded by a triangle, persecuted by alien rock deposits, spontaneously involuted by a warm beverage, ridiculed, looked at, compared with a lime sandwich, taunted by a tap and considered by melt.
He is also, somewhat unwittingly, destined to become a key figure in a scheme of such cosmic proportions that only the narrator knows what is is. And he's not telling...
Antistar
Still Confused? This is how it begins...
News is heard on Earth of an approaching object of unknown origin, on a collision course with the planet. A vast scratching sound is heard. This fails to avert the catastrophe, so the survivors of the impact gather together in a space-station called Mama-T to consider their options. In a visionary move, they decide to search for another planet to live on, whilst a small pile of manipulative rocks are repeatedly thwarted by a breakaway group of cross-dimensional parasites.
Who Should Read Antistar?
Eyed humans, non-smokers or samurai, readers and those interested in reading, self-improvement or swiss army ducks, anyone amenable to sleeping on Saturdays. Must be unafraid of strange words. Disclaimer: some of the words used in this book are fictional, and any resemblance to actual words may be purely coincidental.
What Words Are Related to Antistar?
The following words are in some way connected to the book, and many of them actually appear in it.
science-fiction humour vonnegut bookshop religion joyce in space aliens humans gods stones scientists action adventure explosions procreation virtual-reality absurd costumes plumbing trout rescue marooned heroism D-I-Y duck
Right So...Where Do I Buy This Book Then?
There are a few links to the book hidden on this page, but if you don't feel like searching for them, you can just click on the image below. Yes, those are spaceships kissing in a lunar fishbowl, but the link will take you to Amazon which is quite a safe place to buy stuff, so there's no need to worry...
